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bachmaninovsky:

what if pop artists started naming their works like classical music omg

“Minaj: Symphonic Poem in D-flat Major, Op. 32 - I. Allegro: “Stupid Hoe”“




via gotalotofcoats, from rlaph

drdrevevo:

if u break up with me u have to sing gotta go my own way from hsm 2




ammit420:

aa0102:

Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 




heteroh:

when your parents threaten to take your allowance away

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tomlintum:

whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can




digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up




slydigged:

sexual orientation: not u




tylenold:

why would there be 99 bottles of beer on the wall in the first place







twerkinturtle:

do you ever feel like there’s barely anyone in your city that listens to the same music you do but when you go to a concert you’re just like “where the fuck have you all been”







hqlines:

Cleaning my room be like

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Anonymous asked: "i'm not into fat chicks but if i wasn't already seeing someone id still totally bang you"

rendezvousramen:

rabbitlounge:

Even if I’m really thirsty, I’d rather not drink from the toilet.

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tennants-hair:

at 5am you either feel like you can rule the world or like you’ve just been run over by a truck there is no inbetween